Yo Future Chad (hope you're not bald yet),
Dude, it's 2015 and I just spent $600 on this sweet Galaxy S6 Edge! The curved screen is mind-blowing – like living in THE JETSONS. By 2025, we probably have hologram phones, right? Or at least phones that don't crack when I drop 'em in the toilet (RIP S4).
Bet you're laughing at 2015-me for:
Waiting 20 mins for an UberPOOL while holding a "COEXIST" coffee cup
Thinking Bitcoin at $300 was "too expensive" (please tell me you bought some??)
Still using Fitbit like a chump while your 2025 Apple iBelt auto-zaps donuts outta your hand
Serious question time:
Did Game of Thrones finally end? Who won the throne? (If it's Bran I'll vomit)
Do we still say "on fleek"? Or is it something dumb like "on quantum" now?
MOST IMPORTANT: Did they bring back McRib permanently? If not, start a riot.
P.S. If you married Jessica... does she still hate my Star Wars pajamas? Tell her Han shot first is NON-NEGOTIABLE.
— Past You, currently buffering a Netflix video