It’s April 2020. Day 47 of lockdown. I’m wearing the same sweatpants for the 3rd week straight, my ‘home office’ is a cardboard box labeled ‘BORING AF’, and my biggest achievement today was remembering pants for a Zoom ...
Yo Future Chad (hope you're not bald yet), Dude, it's 2015 and I just spent $600 on this sweet Galaxy S6 Edge! The curved screen is mind-blowing – like living in THE JETSONS. By 2025, we probably have hologram phones, right? Or at least phones that ...
Hey future wifey! (If you're reading this, divorce didn't happen – high five!) It's 2015 and I just ate a whole box of Thin Mints while watching Kim Kardashian break the internet with her butt. Don't judge! By 2025, I bet: You've finally done that j...
Dear Marcus at 42, Right now it’s 3:17 AM. Another night where the humidity feels like Kabul dust choking my lungs. Jenny’s asleep beside me, but I’m wide awake counting cracks in the ceiling – same way we counted IEDs on Route Red...
My wild child Ava, Today you screamed ‘I hate you!’ because I confiscated your phone (again). Part of me wanted to cry. The other part wanted to high-five Past Me for surviving your teen tornado. By the time you read this at graduation (2025)...
Dear FutureMe, Hey. What’s up?? How are you? Right now it’s May 11, 2020 at 4:52AM and I’m writing you this in hopes that things are better for you then they are right now. I’ve been crying all night again for some reason. Let me r...
My dearest Sarah,I’m writing this after putting out the warehouse fire downtown. Three hours in scorching heat, breathing smoke that tasted like burnt plastic. All I could think was:‘What if I never see her again?’ When you read this (20...
