It’s 04:37pm on a Thursday.
I have an exam in a few days but instead of reading, I’m here writing this letter, basically signing myself up for failure. If that doesn’t prove how much I value you, then you’re truly a blind moron.
By the way, this is what I needed your email for. Honestly, I would have used it for money laundering, but I decided to behave.
By the time you read this, I'm battling for my life in the exam hall so just pray for me😭.
Anyway… Happy Birthday, Oluwaseyifunmi. You’re like an adult now, right? You’ve got responsibilities now. Better go and figure out how to make money, because who exactly is sponsoring our girls’ trip (me, Yasmin, Funmi, and Aisha) if not you?
Remember when I told you how much I value birthdays? Well, I’ve made it my new way of showing love, writing letters to the ones I value. So here’s yours.
I hate you so much. You are so annoying. But you’re one of my best friends, my homeboy, and I honestly couldn’t ask for anyone better in that spot. Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Sometimes I can tell you feel insecure, and that’s normal. But hear this: there are people who love you (me), who care about you (still me), and who think you’re amazing (also me). You’ve got so many good traits, plus your height (screamingggg 😮💨). And let’s not even talk about how adorable you look in those glasses of yours. You're just the cutest. It’s okay, go ahead and blush, kick your feet in the air, nobody’s watching 😂.
Oscar Wilde once said, “But what is the good of friendship if one cannot say exactly what one means? Anybody can say charming things and try to please and flatter, but a true friend always says unpleasant things, and does not mind giving pain.”
I hope our friendship lasts an eternity, till death do us part my dear 😁. I hope we’re friends in every universe. We’re probably the weirdest pair alive (or maybe it’s just me), but it works.
So, dear best friend, my homeboy, my… wait, what else are you to me again?
I love you so much. (LIE 😂)